Luhan: (Lead Rapper) YO YO YO WHERE ARE MY HOE HOE HOES?
Chen: (Main Dancer) Did someone call for a dancing machine????
Kris: (Main Vocalist) He-hey shut up, listen, and prepare your ovaries.
Lay: (Rapper) Yoooo it be LAY, and girl I know how to PLAYYYY!!!
Xiumin: (Maknae) *Well, at least it makes sense now*
Tao: (Leader) EXO-M Leader BITCHES!!!!
Baekhyun: (Lead Rapper) Haters gonna hate!
D.O: (Main Dancer) Back up! You can’t handle these moves!
Kai: (Main Vocalist) And that’s how sing. *walks away. drops mic*
Chanyeol: (Lead Dancer) Boop boop boop boop~*Laughs*
Suho: (Maknae) Who is the cutest???
Sehun: (Leader) Oh my god these children…
THANK YOU SO MUCH! This request is gold!
Suho: Maybe if I just stand still, it won’t see me.
Kris: NO NO NO GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Baekhyun: awhhh shizzz *descends to floor*
Tao: LATER BITCHES!!!!
Chen: Umm titan please.